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      <title>Smoking</title>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2026 14:38:27 -0400</pubDate>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;God I love smoking.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But lately it&amp;rsquo;s been getting old.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <title>Originals</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2026 10:32:52 -0400</pubDate>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;These are the wubs I made. I am capable of original thought (for the most part)!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr&gt;
&lt;h3 id=&#34;meager&#34;&gt;Meager&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The first original EDM composition I completed on FL Studio Mobile. It created a monster.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;h3 id=&#34;ladybugs&#34;&gt;Ladybugs&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Named after the abundance of not-ladybugs-but-beetles that invade the house every year.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;hr&gt;
&lt;h3 id=&#34;massive&#34;&gt;Massive&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I like that song &amp;ldquo;Teardrop&amp;rdquo; by Massive Attack quite a bit, I wanted to make a Massive Attack song. Don&amp;rsquo;t mind the weird aetherial videogame-choir in the middle.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <title>Remixes</title>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2026 10:28:19 -0400</pubDate>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Some remixed tunes for your wubby pleasure&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h1 id=&#34;remixes&#34;&gt;Remixes&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;h3 id=&#34;chixnribz-lost&#34;&gt;ChixNRibz (lost)&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Unfortunately I can&amp;rsquo;t find this one right off, but chronologically it&amp;rsquo;s the first &amp;ldquo;remix&amp;rdquo; I did - Bridges and Rivers by The Chicken Street Band. What follows is a byproduct of that project, though.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr&gt;
&lt;h3 id=&#34;number-one---tophouse&#34;&gt;Number One - &lt;a href=&#34;https://tidal.com/artist/8994731&#34;&gt;Tophouse&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/h3&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Technically the second remix I did. A great nerdy folk group, no shortage of LotR love at their shows (complete with live readings of passages from The Hobbit). I could hear the remix in my head on the first listen, this is what followed.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <title>Poultry Highway</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2026 22:31:41 -0400</pubDate>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;The spiritual successor to The Chicken Street Band, rockifying and expanding the existing setlist&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;Need some Honey&amp;rdquo; by Nathaniel Rateliff &amp;amp; the Night Sweats, in a sweaty bar in Hallowell
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&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;The Hollow&amp;rdquo; by yours truly, one of my favorite performances of this tune
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      <title>fstab guide</title>
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      <pubDate>Sun, 02 Aug 2026 20:58:52 -0400</pubDate>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;When I was but a burgeoning console junkie cutting my teeth in Mint, my first few forays with mounting a new drive had proven to be a struggle.  Sure - LLMs exist now, why bother writing this?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Why not.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This brief tutorial should be cross-flavor, meaning it should work on Debian-, Fedora-, and Arch-based systems alike. For today&amp;rsquo;s guide we&amp;rsquo;ll be using CachyOS, adjust for your package manager accordingly! :)&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2026 23:40:44 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;&amp;ldquo;The Hollow&amp;rdquo;, with The Chicken Street Band at Roots Revival Fest 8/2/24&lt;/p&gt;
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      <pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2026 20:06:17 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description>&lt;h2 id=&#34;the-band&#34;&gt;The band&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Avenged Sevenfold – a critically acclaimed rock/metal outfit from California. Their first couple albums lent more of a hardcore sound, finding their way with tracks like “Second Heartbeat” and “Unholy Confessions” from the second record “Waking the Fallen”. What followed with City of Evil was a commercial success with songs like “Bat Country” and “Seize the Day” finding their way onto the radio. After which they put out another commercially successful self-titled offering. “Almost Easy” and “Afterlife” offering more radio play while “Little Piece of Heaven” was an absolutely GENIUS shock-rock piece allowing them to stretch their legs creatively.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2026 05:16:03 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;https://cachyos.org/download/&#34;&gt;https://cachyos.org/download/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Go download it while you read this&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2026 04:24:46 +0000</pubDate>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;A collection of my favorite moments with these goons.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;h2 id=&#34;207-maine&#34;&gt;207 Maine&lt;/h2&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;A cool opportunity, I think it was two songs? If I can track down the other one I&amp;rsquo;ll throw it up here. Rumor has it they still air.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr&gt;
&lt;h2 id=&#34;opening-for-the-mallett-brothers-at-the-widowmaker-sugarloaf&#34;&gt;Opening for the Mallett Brothers at the Widowmaker (Sugarloaf)&lt;/h2&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Such a fun show.&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <title>What&#39;s in the lab right now?</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2026 22:33:32 -0400</pubDate>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;The network&amp;rsquo;s in a cool spot right now.&lt;/p&gt;
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            The whole team
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&lt;hr&gt;
&lt;h1 id=&#34;the-gesellschaft&#34;&gt;The Gesellschaft&lt;/h1&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;TrueNAS on a 6th gen i7 with 32gb RAM&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h2 id=&#34;services-here&#34;&gt;Services here&lt;/h2&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Frigate&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;This has been cool for storing footage from our IP cams, though I&amp;rsquo;m not too thrilled with the performance of our current setup. We use Tapo, and the small ones work fine - but the &amp;ldquo;good&amp;rdquo; one for the entryway doesn&amp;rsquo;t support local account setup. We bought them in a pinch and they&amp;rsquo;ve been effective, but I&amp;rsquo;m not crazy about them.&lt;/li&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Immich&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <title>Docshere</title>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2026 17:11:06 -0400</pubDate>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;Docs will go here!&lt;/p&gt;</description>
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      <title>Main</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2026 21:14:32 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>It&#39;s a little empty right now...</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 30 Jul 2026 21:13:12 -0400</pubDate>
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      <description>&lt;p&gt;But that can change!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Book some noise for your occasion at:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;a href=&#34;mailto:bwnoises@proton.me&#34;&gt;bwnoises@proton.me&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Make sure to put &amp;ldquo;Music&amp;rdquo; in the subject!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;h2 id=&#34;in-the-meantime-heres-some-proof-i-do-things&#34;&gt;In the meantime&amp;hellip; Here&amp;rsquo;s some proof I do things!&lt;/h2&gt;
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